10 RIB CRACKING JOKES
10 RIB CRACKING JOKES
1. After standing at ATM for 4hours
I just realized that I came with
My school ID card
My village People Have started Again.
- As his fufu and Ogushe was almost ready for the dinner, a Lizard on the wall fell into the soup. He angrily searched through the soup and found the Lizard still alive….. he held it in his hand and raised it. He licked all its body covered by the well prepared soup…. After he had licked everything, he threw the Lizard away and said “naked you came into my soup and naked you shall go”
- The main reason y am still in dis country is because FUFU is expensive in London.
- U WILL CHEAT ON UR PARTNER,…
U WILL STILL CHEAT DURING EXAMX.
Chooooi…..IX YA NME “” CHEETAH””””
- U dey your house dey watch
…. “LABE ORUN”
Your Pm is Saying”At d cinema watching # UnderWorld# Kai….
Satan ix rejoicing ova u…
- When Satan saw daht people were too shy to smoke weed, he den introduced SHISHA…
God have mercy on ya children
7. How can Nigeria’s Agricultural Sector grow??? When anytime it rains, our youths scream “Weather for two” instead of going out to plant yam and cassava
8. Girlz who can’t cook can b very dramatic sometimes, u will find her wearing an Apron just to boil water.
9.*GIRLS WHEN THEY MEET THEIR FELLOW
GIRLS,THEY BE LIKE;
Ella: Babe howfa nah
Debbie: I’m cool sweedie,and u?
Ella: same dear Waow!, i love your hair.
Debbie: Thank you my love
Ella: You’re welcome honey. Am coming to your house today,, so how is it gonna be?
Debbie: wow Sweet
Ella: I hope you prepared sumting delicious
Debbie: Yea sweedie, just come over anytime
you like,I’ll be expecting you
A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS FELLOW GUY
JoeJo: Sweetheart howfa nah
Onwe: Come,Andrew iz like ur brain is leaking
JoeJo: Handsome, i love this your boxers oh
Onwe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn hommo?
JoeJo: Can i come over to your house?
Onwe: Come do wetin?
JoeJo: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight so we could just chill n catch sum fun..
Onwe: Cum no let devil chop ur eye oh,
So you dey find who you go tear im nyash and person wey go go 14years in prison Abi
No let better Thunder from Okija Shrine Strike you there …
Infact I cover my nyash with d Precious Blood Of Jesus!! Idiot.
- I still don’t understand how Nigeria Cockroaches survive inside Microwave, Gas cooker oven etc. You will be warming food and you will see them walking inside like Shedrack,Meshack & Abednego. Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God. KoYeMi.
Anybody with an explanation?